Original Handjob Patent Document

http://www.theonion.com/articles/original-handjob-patent-document,18895/

This original schematic shows the mechanics behind the handjob as registered with the U.S. patent office. Amazingly enough, the technique has changed very little over decades of use.

Related: This Day In History: The Invention Of The Handjob

There is a 5-10 minute video to go with this.
It is a segment on the new Onion News TV show.

Cool, but that is just the patent for handjobs on circumcised cock.

The extended version is always Uncut

This is hilarious, I found the video about it on youtube -> my favourite part has to be a brief comment by the inventor of the rimjob. Would love to see the technical plans for that one!