Dildos. What is best?

Help me, please.
I have found these items:

1. Vibrating Anal Screw
2. Stainless Steel Grooved Love Wand
3. Classic Anal Probe: 12 Inch Black

or extreme?
4. Dual Penetrator

I am a "macho" and I dont anything about dildos, but If you want something in your ass, why not try with cocks?

Well, that logic may have just killed the entire discussion before it starts.

I'm more impressed with the link I found at the bottom of the first page: The Kobe Tai Anal Adventure Kit. Looks like everything you need for a great weekend.

UMO wrote:

Stainless Steel Grooved Love Wand ....I own it myself.

Hey Dayfan, Do you have this Village People's acetate disk?. This a real museum or collector piece!

Elmo wrote:

Hey, it has both the long AND short vibe sleeve.

I'm wondering who voted for the dual penetrator thing. Besides D.A. most of us here wouldn't really need anything "dual".

Me, I'd pony up the $525 for whatever the hell this thing is.
http://www.adult-linklist.com/product_love-machine-p12510.html

Anything with a "Washable splash guard belt that protects your motor form fluids and debris" has just GOT to be a party in a package!

Ramblin'Love-Machine'Man

ramblin'man wrote:

But would you pay $945 for this?

http://www.adult-linklist.com/product_virtual-girl-the-first-life-size-living-doll-p12481.html

DiabolicAngelz wrote:

do you have to warm it up before using? i could imagine it´s a little bit cold

What you think about this to "Controls stress! Relieves anxiety!" ??? (it is cheap, only $ 11.55)

http://www.adult-linklist.com/product_anal-pacifier-p13016.html

angelus71 wrote:

Nahhhh, for that much money I'd rather get me the "Love Machine" along with $420 worth of high-quality lube. With a machine like that I'll need a few dozen gallons to tide me for a while ...

LM-boy

angelus71 wrote:

But how much would you pay for THIS?
http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/kaori/kaori016.jpg

Elmo wrote:


Yeah, saw those things on HBO a couple years ago.

It costs a lot of money.
It feels real.
It has a couple of holes to put things in.
It simply lays there and doesn't do anything back when you have sex with it.

Seems to me that many married men already have one of those.

RM (single)

p.s. xpanther wrote: "What you think about this to "Controls stress! Relieves anxiety!" ???"

Yeah bayyyy-beeee -- I got one popped in right now. No worries man, everything is just fiiiiiiiiine. Feelin' fiiiiiiiiiine. Gosh, everything is soooo nice. I love you guys, ya know.

Elmo wrote:

Argh! It reminds me a Madame Tussauds wax figure

Nice doll, but I'd rather have the woman who modelled for it. I can't imagine getting any pleasure from pumping away with a latex blow up woman.