New Girlfriend

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles, something she just loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

"Because," she Replied, "I Really Miss Mine..."

Haven't heard that one before!

A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she needs and wants to experience sex before she dies.

The bus driver agrees, but the nun explains she can’t have sex with any one who is married because it would be a sin!

The bus driver says no problem he’s not married. The nun says she also has to die a virgin so she’ll have to take it in the ass.

The bus driver agrees, and being the only people on the bus they go back in the back and take care of it.

When they were done and he has resumed driving, the bus driver said, “Sister, I have a confession to make, I’m married and have three kïds.”

The nun replied, “That’s OK. I have a confession to make, too. My name is Bruce and I’m on my way to a costume party.”

o, kidding me, both stories are just funny.

The first one is a bit surprise though.