Sandra Bullock vs Janine Lindemulder

PORTLAND, Ore. (CBS/AP) Hollywood actress Sandra Bullock is embroiled in a custody battle between her husband and his porn star ex-wife.

Bullock is standing by her celebrity-mechanic husband, Jesse James, as he fights his ex-wife Janine Lindemulder's attempts to regain custody of their five-year-old daughter, Sunny.

James has had sole guardianship of the **** since Lindemulder, an adult film star and director, was jailed for tax evasion.

Federal prosecutors on August 22, 2008 said Lindemulder, 39, of Huntington Beach, Calif., failed to pay more than $200,000 in taxes owed to the Internal Revenue Service.

As part of her plea agreement, Lindemulder admitted making a down payment on a $647,000 house in Eugene, Calif. and purchasing a new Jeep and recreational vehicle while knowing she owed the taxes.

She served six months behind bars and was recently released.

James is determined not to let his ex gain custody of their daughter, because, according to court papers, he fears his little girl would be introduced to a dangerous world if she lived with her mother.

In a statement to the court, James says, "Good cause exists for the court to conduct a review to determine if (Sunny) will be safe with (Lindemulder). She should be restrained from allowing the **** around pornographers, drug addicts, guns and firearms, felons and other unsafe environments."

Lindemulder started her film career in B movies and appeared in a soft porn film, "Caged Fury," alongside non-porn actor Erik Estrada, according to IMDB.com. She has posed for Playboy and Penthouse. Since 2000, she has shifted from adult performing to directing and producing erotic films, according to IMDB.com.

Bullock, who has no biological ****ren, recently admitted she relishes her role as stepmom to James' three ****.

According to CBS affiliate KOIN-TV, She explained, "I may never hear that word 'mom.' But being a parent is not about breeding. It's about caring."

"When you don't have that title, you flounder and it hurts. But this is the best test of being a parent. And I just have to keep reminding myself I don't care what I get. I care what I give."

Bullock is so impressive. She has her head on straight.

I saw a few videoclips with Janine Lindemuller. In one, she was buttfucked by some guy.

In the other one, she was peeing in a glas, and later, she poured it over her body and even into her mouth. I am not into urine play, but this video really made me hot.

Now imagine, Sandra Bullock would do the same ...

This would be cool: some kind of contest between Lindemuller and Bullock: who is the bigger slut ? (actually, that was my first thought when I saw the title of this thread).

But imagine: Lindemuller set the bar very high - so what could Bullock do to win the slut contest ?

Bullock has class, as in brains, talent and discipline. She is not a slut.

Why don't you compete with Lindemuller?

Update:
Los Angeles Times
December 7, 2009

A porn star lost a request in an Orange County family court Monday for expanded visitation rights with the 5-year-old daughter she had with ex-husband Jesse James, a reality TV star now married to actress Sandra Bullock.

Court records indicate that adult film star Janine Lindemulder's weekly visitation rights are now limited to daytime hours. Lindemulder asked Commissioner Thomas Schulte to expand the visits to include overnight stays, but he denied the request.

However, he agreed that Lindemulder could keep the **** overnight on Christmas Eve, with the stipulation that she be returned to James by noon Christmas Day.

James stars in the weekly Spike TV series, “Jesse James Is a Dead Man,” in which he takes on challenging physical feats. He and Bullock, who is currently starring in “The Blind Side,” were married in 2005 and live in Sunset Beach.

Lindemulder was sentenced to federal prison in 2008 for tax evasion. She now lives in Hollywood and is scheduled to appear for a hearing next week on a possible probation violation stemming from that sentence.

WTF? How does a nobody marry Janine in her prime (she was the hottest thing in porn for a stretch before reality porn took over and brought a gazillion gorgeous co-eds into the business overnight) AND THEN MARRY Sandra Bullock too???? My head is spinning. He must be a fierce cuddler or something...

No contest, really

Sugarman wrote:
Methinks you misunderstood me. I'm not comparing them, I'm shocked that this one schmuck could have had BOTH of them.

It kind of shocked me when he married Sandra Bullock. I guess I never figured she would like the biker type.

Guys, for sure Sandra Bullock is not ugly but she is almost 45! She looks ok with some good make-up and proper lighting but I am much more envious of the guys who bang Katherine Heigl or Scarlett Johanson. And don't get me started with JanINK Lindemulder: her cousin Kelly Madison is much hotter.

Like I said before, Sandra Bullock has class.
She just gave one million dollars to aid the medical charity Doctors Without Borders' relief effort in Haiti.
That and co-winning the Critics' Choice Awards for best actress with Meryl Streep this year.

Bullock is sleeping with a pornstar's sloppy seconds. She's probably a lot dirtier than we think!



















And I love it.

This is who she is sleeping with, mister.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_G._James

nudge96 wrote:
OK, she just dropped about 100 places in my personal ratings. Gross.

I don't know anything about him, really. I just found a link about him. What do you know?
He seems like a very good businessman and keeps himself in good shape.